Act 00 Scene 00

Setting the Stage

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Act 01 Scene 03

First Questions

15|00|00|12|R|S|So where do you think we are? 16|00|00|12|L|Q| 16|00|00|12|L|S|This line could be the end of the line. 15|00|00|12|R|Q| 15|00|00|12|R|S|You mean like the long dark tunnel? 16|00|00|12|L|Q| 16|00|00|06|L|S|Could be. 15|00|00|06|R|Q| 15|00|00|10|R|S|Head for the light! 16|00|00|10|L|Q| 15|00|00|20|R|Q| 16|00|00|20|L|Q| 15|00|00|12|R|S|So, what happened to our clothes? 16|00|00|12|L|Q| 15|00|00|12|R|T|???? 16|00|00|12|L|T|????

Act 01 Scene 07

Fresh Accident

19|00|00|24|R|S|What the hell do you think you were doing?
You moved right over in front of us! 19|00|00|06|R|Q| 20|00|00|30|L|Q| 19|00|00|30|R|Q| 20|00|00|24|L|S|That other guy was merging in from the on-ramp.
What were we supposed to do?
Slam on the brakes? 20|00|00|06|L|Q| 19|00|00|24|R|S|So you move over in front of us, so we have to slam on the brakes!
Is that better? 19|00|00|06|R|Q| 20|00|00|30|L|Q| 19|00|00|20|R|Q| 20|00|00|14|L|S|We were just trying to be nice - something you would have no idea about. 20|00|00|06|L|Q| 19|00|00|24|R|S|Nice to one, but rude to many!
If either of us hits the brakes, the entire highway slows down. 19|00|00|06|R|Q| 20|00|00|30|L|Q| 19|00|00|20|R|Q| 20|00|00|14|L|S|It`s not going to hurt anybody to slow down.
You`re just being selfish. 20|00|00|06|L|Q| 19|00|00|14|R|S|Not going to hurt anybody?!!!
The accident you caused hurt a few! 19|00|00|06|R|Q| 20|00|00|20|L|Q| 19|00|00|30|R|Q| 20|00|00|24|L|S|If you hadn`t been going so fast, it wouldn`t have happened.
If we would all just give a little, everyone would fare better. 20|00|00|06|L|Q| 19|00|00|30|R|S|I`m gonna give you a little...... Hey....
Where the hell are we, anyway?
This must be one huge hospital. 19|00|00|06|R|Q| 20|00|00|36|L|Q| 19|00|00|36|R|Q| 20|00|00|30|L|S|Well... I remember hurting my arm in the accident, but it seems to be fine now.
Maybe this is the recovery room. 20|00|00|06|L|Q| 19|00|00|06|R|S|But why are we in line? 20|00|00|06|L|Q| 19|00|00|08|R|T|???? 20|00|00|08|L|T|???? 19|00|00|08|R|Q| 20|00|07|08|L|Q|

Act 01 Scene 09

Final Success

17|00|00|12|R|S|What the...
Where the hell am I? 18|00|00|12|L|Q| 17|00|00|04|R|Q| 18|00|00|04|L|S|You`re close. 17|00|00|10|R|S|I was...
Oh no!
I can`t believe I did it. 17|00|00|04|R|Q| 18|00|00|14|L|Q| 17|00|00|06|R|Q| 18|00|00|06|L|S|Did what? 17|00|00|12|R|S|My life has been one failure after the next. 18|00|00|12|L|Q| 17|00|00|04|R|Q| 18|00|00|04|L|S|Testify. 17|00|00|16|R|S|I said,
``I`m gonna be a success,
if it`s the last thing I do!`` 17|00|00|04|R|Q| 18|00|00|20|L|Q| 17|00|00|04|R|Q| 18|00|00|04|L|S|And so it was. 17|00|00|14|R|S|I finally succeeded at something,
and it was my biggest failure of all. 17|00|00|04|R|Q| 18|00|00|18|L|Q| 17|00|00|18|R|Q| 18|00|00|14|L|S|The distance between success and failure can be paper thin. 18|00|00|04|L|Q| 17|00|00|02|R|Q| 18|00|07|02|L|Q|

Act 01 Scene 99

Intermission 1

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Act 02 Scene 04

Parental Rights

20|00|00|16|R|Q| 21|00|00|16|L|S|Do you think abortion will carry a high price tag? 20|00|00|16|R|S|If so, there will be a lot of wailing up ahead. 21|00|00|16|L|Q| 20|00|00|16|R|Q| 21|00|00|16|L|S|I`m at both ends of the spectrum on abortion. 20|00|00|06|R|S|How do you mean? 21|00|00|06|L|Q| 20|00|00|20|R|Q| 21|00|08|20|L|S|I believe that life begins at conception. A zygote is a human being. Period. 20|00|00|04|R|S|And...? 21|00|00|04|L|Q| 20|00|00|16|R|Q| 21|00|00|16|L|S|I also believe that you have the right to kill your children until they leave home. 20|00|08|08|R|T|!!!! 21|00|07|08|L|Q|

Act 02 Scene 06

The Rub

12|00|00|12|L|S|Anyone can have a partner. 11|00|00|12|R|Q| 12|00|00|04|L|Q| 11|00|00|04|R|T|???? 12|00|00|24|L|S|As long as they are willing to adjust their standards, they will always have someone. 11|00|00|24|R|Q| 12|00|00|04|L|Q| 11|00|00|04|R|S|What? 12|00|00|32|L|S|So, anytime you want someone to be your partner, you have to convince them that you are more desirable than the partner they have. 11|00|00|32|R|Q| 12|00|00|04|L|Q| 11|00|00|04|R|S|OK. 12|00|00|24|L|S|Sometimes, this is not that hard. Sometimes, this requires considerable effort. 11|00|00|24|R|Q| 12|00|00|04|L|Q| 11|00|00|04|R|S|Yeah? 12|00|00|10|L|S|And there`s the rub. 11|00|00|10|R|Q| 12|00|00|04|L|Q| 11|00|00|04|R|T|???? 12|00|00|24|L|S|I could never bring myself to work that hard at proving that I was better than someone else. 11|00|00|24|R|Q| 12|00|00|04|L|Q| 11|00|00|04|R|S|Pity.

Act 02 Scene 08

Year of our Lord

25|00|00|24|R|S|So if you reject God, and you refuse to celebrate Christmas, how do you keep time? 25|00|00|04|R|Q| 26|00|00|28|L|Q| 25|00|00|06|R|Q| 26|00|00|06|L|S|What? 25|00|00|30|R|S|I mean,
our whole calendar
is based on the
Year of our Lord.
You can`t subscribe
to that, can you? 25|00|00|04|R|Q| 26|00|00|34|L|Q| 25|00|00|06|R|Q| 26|00|00|06|L|S|Listen... 25|00|00|38|R|S|I suppose
you base your
calendar on the
carbon-dating
of the Earth.
So...
what`s that
make it?
About year
4 billion? 25|00|00|04|R|Q| 26|00|00|42|L|Q| 25|00|00|06|R|Q| 26|00|00|06|L|S|That`s stupid. 25|00|00|06|R|Q| 26|00|00|06|L|Q| 25|00|00|08|R|S|Must be hard to fit that on checks. 25|00|00|02|R|Q| 26|00|00|10|L|Q| 25|00|00|14|R|Q| 26|00|00|10|L|S|Nah, our bank gives us special checks with a big blank. 26|00|00|04|L|Q| 25|00|00|06|R|Q| 26|00|00|06|L|Q| 25|00|00|36|R|S|March 27th,
in the year
of our planet
4,509,831,672.
Has a nice ring to it. 25|00|00|04|R|Q| 26|00|00|40|L|Q|

Act 02 Scene 99

Intermission 2

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Act 03 Scene 01

Dark Tunnel

00|DK|00|06|R|S|Do you know where you are? 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|08|R|Q| 00|DK|00|08|R|Q| 00|00|07|06|R|S|The long dark tunnel? 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|12|R|S|Yeah...
And I`m the bright light at the end of it. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|14|R|Q| 00|DK|00|12|R|Q| 00|00|07|10|R|S|Actually, you look kind of grayish. 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|12|R|S|Alright, then I`m the black light in the foyer. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|14|R|Q| 00|DK|00|18|R|Q| 00|00|07|16|R|S|Who has a black light in their foyer? Hippies maybe. 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|14|R|S|Alright, then I`m the neon sign over the front door. 00|DK|00|04|R|Q| 00|00|00|18|R|Q| 00|DK|00|18|R|Q| 00|00|07|14|R|S|``Budweiser.
King of Beers.``
Blink, blink, blink. 00|00|00|04|R|Q| 00|DK|00|12|R|S|You do realize you`re about to meet your maker? 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|14|R|Q| 00|DK|00|18|R|Q| 00|00|07|16|R|S|``Check Cashing.
Open 24 Hours.``
Blink, blink, blink. 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|18|R|S|Forget the neon sign! Are you prepared to meet God? 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|20|R|Q| 00|DK|00|14|R|Q| 00|00|07|12|R|S|I`m sure God would never have a black light in His foyer. 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|06|R|S|Oh brother. 00|00|00|06|R|Q| 00|DK|00|20|R|Q| 00|00|07|18|R|S|Maybe a nice Tiffany lamp. Or some accent lighting... 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|04|R|Q| 00|ST|07|04|R|Q|

Act 03 Scene 03

His Own Image

00|DK|00|06|R|S|What`s God look like? 00|00|00|06|R|Q| 00|DK|00|08|R|Q| 00|00|07|08|R|S|What do you mean? 00|DK|00|22|R|S|What does
God look like?
A train?
A sparrow?
A carrot? 00|DK|00|04|R|Q| 00|00|00|26|R|Q| 00|DK|00|14|R|Q| 00|00|07|08|R|S|I guess, an old man with a white beard? 00|00|00|06|R|Q| 00|DK|00|10|R|S|Fell for that Michaelangelo crap, ay? 00|00|00|10|R|Q| 00|DK|00|06|R|Q| 00|00|00|06|R|T|???? 00|DK|00|10|R|Q| 00|00|07|10|R|S|I don`t really know what... 00|DK|00|24|R|S|How you gonna know if you`re talking to God if you don`t know what God looks like? 00|DK|00|04|R|Q| 00|00|00|28|R|Q| 00|DK|00|20|R|Q| 00|00|07|12|R|S|I guess I just thought it would be obvious. 00|00|00|08|R|Q| 00|DK|00|06|R|S|Obvious? Yeah. 00|DK|00|12|R|Q| 00|00|00|18|R|Q| 00|DK|00|16|R|S|Ain`t no old man with a beard waiting for you up ahead. 00|DK|00|06|R|Q| 00|00|00|22|R|Q| 00|DK|00|20|R|S|I`m just gonna let Him deal with you. Then you`ll know what God looks like. 00|DK|00|04|R|Q| 00|00|00|24|R|Q| 00|DK|00|04|R|Q| 00|00|00|02|R|S|But... 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|04|R|Q| 00|ST|07|04|R|Q|

Act 03 Scene 04

All Knowledge

00|DK|00|08|R|S|Have you forgiven your trespassers? 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|10|R|Q| 00|DK|00|06|R|Q| 00|00|07|04|R|S|I guess. 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|14|R|S|You guess?
Do you know how many
people in Heaven are
holding a grudge
against you? 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|16|R|Q| 00|DK|00|12|R|Q| 00|00|07|10|R|S|Well,
Bob from work is probably still pissed... 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|10|R|S|None!
Zero.
Do you know why? 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|12|R|Q| 00|DK|00|16|R|Q| 00|00|07|14|R|S|Because once your dead there`s nothing you can do about it? 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|14|R|S|Because when you get to Heaven, you understand why. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|16|R|Q| 00|DK|00|04|R|Q| 00|00|07|02|R|S|Why what? 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|10|R|S|Why Mary slapped Bill at the office party.
Why Jenny didn`t... 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|12|R|Q| 00|DK|00|14|R|Q| 00|00|07|12|R|S|Oh yeah!
Bill probably said something stupid and off-color. 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|22|R|S|That`s not the point!
The point is you will know
why trespasses happened,
and understand. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|24|R|Q| 00|DK|00|14|R|Q| 00|00|07|12|R|S|So just because I know
why someone hurt me,
is enough for me
to forgive them? 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|12|R|S|When you can see the whole picture,
it all makes sense. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|14|R|Q| 00|DK|00|10|R|Q| 00|00|07|08|R|S|That does make it easier to let it all go. 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|04|R|Q| 00|ST|07|04|R|Q| 00|DK|00|12|R|S|Actually,
it was because Bill goosed her at the water cooler. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q|

Act 03 Scene 99

Intermission 3

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Act 04 Scene 02

Where`s Jesus?

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to get groceries. 24|00|13|24|R|Q| 25|00|13|24|R|Q| 26|00|13|24|R|Q| 27|00|13|24|R|Q| 28|00|13|24|R|Q| 29|00|13|24|R|Q| 30|00|13|24|R|Q| 01|00|13|08|R|Q| 02|00|13|08|R|Q| 03|00|13|08|R|Q| 04|00|13|08|R|Q| 05|00|13|08|R|Q| 06|00|13|08|R|Q| 07|00|13|08|R|Q| 08|00|13|08|R|Q| 09|00|13|08|R|Q| 10|00|13|08|R|Q| 11|00|13|08|R|Q| 12|00|13|08|R|Q| 13|00|13|08|R|Q| 14|00|13|08|R|Q| 15|00|13|08|R|Q| 16|00|13|08|R|Q| 17|00|13|08|R|Q| 18|00|13|08|R|Q| 19|00|13|08|R|Q| 20|00|13|08|R|Q| 21|00|13|08|R|Q| 22|00|13|08|R|Q| 23|00|13|08|R|Q| 24|00|13|08|R|Q| 25|00|13|08|R|Q| 26|00|13|08|R|Q| 27|00|13|08|R|Q| 28|00|13|08|R|Q| 29|00|13|08|R|Q| 30|00|13|08|R|Q|